Extraterrestrial Traveler Gifts

'Really? - We're here to escape OUR planet's housing bubble.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

There is No Planet C

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."