Extraterrestrial Adventurer Gifts

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Ok. Ok - After we probe you, we'll remind you to clean your gutters."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

How am I abducting?

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Dog catches UFO

Serious business

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

Boptimism

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Rocket and Witch Race

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.