Alien Adventurer Gifts

Cowboy Probe

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

Alien Snowmen

Clothes Encounters

'Yes, we're screwed!'

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

A Close Encounter of the 'Turd Kind'.

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'

Tour to see the end of the universe

"Move along, people, nothing to see here..."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"I recommend you substantially cut back on your intake of science fiction."

'Try not to make eye contact!'

"Hang on!! We're entering an asteroid field!"

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Welcome to the darkroom of the moon!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

Dalmartian Landing

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Take me to your lead . . . hello! Is anybody there?"

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"Alien sandwich!"

We're more lost than I thought.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I told him that game was too advanced for him!"

Time Travelers

"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eight