Alien Adventurer Pillows

Cowboy Probe

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Alien Snowmen

Clothes Encounters

'Yes, we're screwed!'

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

A Close Encounter of the 'Turd Kind'.

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'

Tour to see the end of the universe

"Move along, people, nothing to see here..."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"I recommend you substantially cut back on your intake of science fiction."

'Try not to make eye contact!'

"Hang on!! We're entering an asteroid field!"

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Welcome to the darkroom of the moon!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Dalmartian Landing

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Take me to your lead . . . hello! Is anybody there?"

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Alien sandwich!"

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I told him that game was too advanced for him!"

Time Travelers

"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'Tall? Grande? Venti? I'm sorry. . . I don't speak your language.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Well, let's see if this planet has intelligent life.... Hey, buddy! †what's the cube root of 187.473?

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!"