Alien Adventure Lover Pillows

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Well, that one got away."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.