Alien Adventure Lover Pillows

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"Ok, Timmy! Ok! I'll go out to see the great big scary blob from outer space that landed in our back yard, if you promise to come right back here and get ready for bed!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Well, that one got away."

dog vs UFO...

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...