Alien World Explorer Gifts

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Ancient Racing

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Look! No hands!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Travelling

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

How am I abducting?

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."