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You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

The experienced backpacker.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ancient Racing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Look! No hands!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How am I abducting?

Travelling

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"