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"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Artemis

"I'm badly depressed at the moment."

Centurian

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Ancient Racing

'I'll race you to the top.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Roman Market

'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'

The Gladiator.

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"I think Pliny the Younger looks older than Pliny the Elder."

Julius Caesar

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Physician tending a mummy.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Travelling

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"