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'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Tourists in Egypt

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Gladiator.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Infographics: the early years.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Painted into a corner.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'