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'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Tourists in Egypt

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.