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"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's an extinction notice.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."