Prehistory Explorer Prints

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Painted into a corner.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'