Prehistoric World Explorer Prints

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Gladiator.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Painted into a corner.