Extraterrestrial Explorer Gifts

"Take us to your vodka."

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'I invest in emerging markets.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"You are definitely capable of anything to avoid visiting my mother."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"How far does this bus go?"

"Good thing we caught it early."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

No, I wasn't abducted and experimented on. I needed surgery and it was cheaper on their planet.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Am obviously on the wrong planet.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So when, exactly, did you plan on cleaning all this crap up?"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

A guitarist is abducted by aliens