Extraterrestrial Explorers Gifts

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"Picnic Area 51"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

You heard me – shoes and phone in the tray, water in the trash.

"Oh, you know, I'm just a typical guy in a boring suit, working in the corporate industry."

'Our race comes in peace, apart from him, that is.'

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

"The pilot chucked us off coz we're rat-arsed."

Greetings earthling.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I hate those foreign imports!'

'I think we've got something.'

Cow Alien Abduction

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Martian Dog.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."