Extraterrestrial Exploration Gifts

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Head over Hooves

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

High-gravity baseball

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'