Extraterrestrial Adventurers Gifts

High-gravity baseball

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Boptimism

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.