Extraterrestrial Enthusiasts Gifts

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"The earthlings seem to be using it as some kind of life sustaining feeding machine!"

*My wife doesn't understand me...

Alien Santa

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Alien Painting Moon

'How the heck did you manage to sneak that thing past customs?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Aliens building snowmen.

'Take us to your lead.'

"That cloud looks like a basket of eggs!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Show them your new laser, you said. They'll think it's really neat, you said. You putz."

'Teenagers!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

dog vs UFO...

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin