Extraterrestrial Enthusiasts Gifts

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"The earthlings seem to be using it as some kind of life sustaining feeding machine!"

*My wife doesn't understand me...

Alien Santa

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Alien Painting Moon

'How the heck did you manage to sneak that thing past customs?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Aliens building snowmen.

'Take us to your lead.'

"That cloud looks like a basket of eggs!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Show them your new laser, you said. They'll think it's really neat, you said. You putz."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.