Extraterrestrial Aficionado Gifts

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Your bloodwork came back green!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

"Next time tweet home. You're killing me with all these damned data fees."

dog vs UFO...

"Bloody satellites..!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Area 51: The Inside Story

Human Cull: People who don't know the correct answer, but still try to correct you.

Arizona Nightmares

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

''Step one: Revive with mouth-to-mouth.' Okay, flip it over and find the mouth.'

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

3 Eyed Spotty Thing.

Surfing alien.

"Here's one for you - would you rather have a dkfnuhks for a fmfnjhfh, or a djnvhhf for a lvknfh?"

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .