Extraterrestrial Aficionado Gifts

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Your bloodwork came back green!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

dog vs UFO...

"Bloody satellites..!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Area 51: The Inside Story

Human Cull: People who don't know the correct answer, but still try to correct you.

Arizona Nightmares

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

''Step one: Revive with mouth-to-mouth.' Okay, flip it over and find the mouth.'

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

3 Eyed Spotty Thing.

Surfing alien.

"Here's one for you - would you rather have a dkfnuhks for a fmfnjhfh, or a djnvhhf for a lvknfh?"

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"