Extraterrestrial Hobbyist Gifts

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

dog vs UFO...

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The First Martian Dog.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Science fiction fans on other planets

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

How to draw a martian!

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'