Extraterrestrial Hobbyist Pillows

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Fishing for Birds

Science fiction fans on other planets

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"