Extraterrestrial Enthusiast Pillows

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Whatever happened to the word foreplay?"

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'

Alien Snowmen

'Maybe we should just forget this whole 'conquer the Earth' thing!'

Ukulelean abduction

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

"Please - take us to your leader."

"Where's the nearest cold fusion reactor? I need a boost."

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I'm afraid they've decided to stop kidding around!"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"And that little guy is our abducted son, Gene."

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Alien Crane Machine

'Honey, looks like we just won a free trip.'

Boys Stopped By

'Good question, Tommy. I guess 'keep your eye on the ball' means you can pick any eye you want.'