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"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

Visitor Parking.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

"Whatever happened to the word foreplay?"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Ukulelean abduction

'Maybe we should just forget this whole 'conquer the Earth' thing!'

Alien Snowmen

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

'Good question, Tommy. I guess 'keep your eye on the ball' means you can pick any eye you want.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Where's the nearest cold fusion reactor? I need a boost."

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

(Martian pictographs.) Evidently, they haven't been back here in quite some time!

Look! A bunny! Enough with the shadow puppets.

Opear Audition. What is he going to sing? It says "Aria 51."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Boys Stopped By

'Honey, looks like we just won a free trip.'