Extraterrestrial Fanatic Pillows

Alien Assumption

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.