Extraterrestrial Fiction Fan Pillows

'Say what you will. All I know is, my grades have skyrocketed since I started cheating off the foreign exchange kid.'

'If you can hear this you have been abducted.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

A day at the transgenic races

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