Extraterrestrial Fiction Fan Pillows

'Say what you will. All I know is, my grades have skyrocketed since I started cheating off the foreign exchange kid.'

'If you can hear this you have been abducted.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Einsteiners.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Walt Disney on ice."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The First Martian Dog.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"