Extraterrestrial Fanatic Gifts

Alien Assumption

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The First Martian Dog.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

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'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.