Extraterrestrial Fans Gifts

"You're not from around here are you?"

Alien GPS

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

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Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.