Extraterrestrial Tourism Fan Gifts

Glass Bottom Tours.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The First Martian Dog.

dog vs UFO...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

Alien attack in the 1950s

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!