Extraterrestrial Aficionados Gifts

Universal health care yes!

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Darn autocorrect!"

NASA Special

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"