Extraterrestrial Aficionados Gifts

Universal health care yes!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Darn autocorrect!"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

NASA Special

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."