Extraterrestrial Seeker Gifts

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

How to draw a martian!

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'