Extraterrestrial Hunter Gifts

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

Elevator Music

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"