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"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Elevator Music

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."