Extraterrestrial Explorers T-Shirts

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"Picnic Area 51"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, you know, I'm just a typical guy in a boring suit, working in the corporate industry."

'Our race comes in peace, apart from him, that is.'

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

"The pilot chucked us off coz we're rat-arsed."

Greetings earthling.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I hate those foreign imports!'

'I think we've got something.'

Cow Alien Abduction

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.