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"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Hair Crop Circle

Paranormal A-Z...

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

How to draw a martian!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"