Extraterrestrial Guide Seeker T-Shirts

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

Elevator Music

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."