Extraterrestrial Guide Seeker Pillows

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Martian Dog.

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Elevator Music

How to draw a martian!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'