Extraterrestrial Explorer Pillows

"Take us to your vodka."

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"We're not invading the planet. We bought it on eBay."

The arrival of aliens.

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

"You are definitely capable of anything to avoid visiting my mother."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

'Who believes this nonsense?'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

"How far does this bus go?"

No, I wasn't abducted and experimented on. I needed surgery and it was cheaper on their planet.'

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Good thing we caught it early."

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

The National Tabloid Tattler. Abducted by Aliens. Back at 2 o'clock.

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."