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Flying Saucer With Stickers.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Space wants to kill you."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."