Extraterrestrial Tour Guides T-Shirts

Wear their space enthusiasm proudly with our extraterrestrial tour guide t-shirts — fun, quirky, and sure to spark conversations about the universe!

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Flying Saucer With Stickers.

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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High-gravity baseball

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"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?" mockup

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

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Alien Snowmen

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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?' mockup

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

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How am I abducting?

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"Keep looking. She's here somewhere." mockup

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

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dog vs UFO...

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"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do." mockup

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

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Alien Assumption

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An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way! mockup

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

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'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.' mockup

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

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Science fiction fans on other planets mockup

Science fiction fans on other planets

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'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.' mockup

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

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An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer. mockup

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

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Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

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How to draw a martian!

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'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.' mockup

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

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Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

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