Extraterrestrial T-Shirts

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I don't know what they are but they taste like chicken.'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Studio 51

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"No, no probe! I told you in the bar I don't do anal!"

An alien jumps through a lion tamer's hoop

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The First Martian Dog.

Alien Assumption

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.