Extraterrestrial Interest T-Shirts

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Underweird bras."

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens