Extraterrestrial Interest Mugs

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

dog vs UFO...

The First Martian Dog.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Underweird bras."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."