Extraterrestrial Studies Mugs

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Elevator Music

How to draw a martian!

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.