Extraterrestrial Investigator Mugs

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

Elevator Music

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'