Extraterrestrial Detective Mugs

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

How am I abducting?

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Elevator Music

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'