Extraterrestrial Detective Gifts

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Elevator Music

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'