Existential Detective Gifts

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

reincarnated worm...

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

University Soapflakes

"Why bother?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

"Needs to get a life"

65 Million Years Ago

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I shop, therefore I am."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7