Existential Exploration Gifts

Lost and Profound.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Needs to get a life"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Dreams I have had...

"Is this who I am?"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"