Existential Inquiry Gifts

Cogito Ergo Sum

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Zenemies.

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Nihilistic customer service"