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Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

Cogito Ergo Sum

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Why bother?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky