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Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Why bother?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Pastorius wonders why.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7